she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”
men’s restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that’s it
women’s restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door
this isnt true lmao
??? i made this post based on my own experiences using both idk what to fucking tell you man
do you think i lied about gross shit in public restrooms for clout
girl help im getting accused of lying and hating women because of my peepee poopoo post
everyone knows women don’t pee and poop…op is a misogynist