1. thoughtportal:

    1998 SNL cartoon sketch

    Reblogged from: monkeychewtoy
  2. tyltos:

    inkskinned:

    she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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  3. depsidase:

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  4. tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

    pitbolshevik:

    pitbolshevik:

    pitbolshevik:

    shareddreamingexperiment:

    pitbolshevik:

    men’s restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that’s it

    women’s restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

    this isnt true lmao

    ??? i made this post based on my own experiences using both idk what to fucking tell you man

    do you think i lied about gross shit in public restrooms for clout

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    girl help im getting accused of lying and hating women because of my peepee poopoo post

    everyone knows women don’t pee and poop…op is a misogynist

    Reblogged from: monkeychewtoy
  5. goopy-amethyst:

    justlookatthosesausages:

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    OH MY GODS THEY SAID IT

    Really a big fan on how this movie was not a “Technology bad” it was “Monopolies and companies abusing technology to grow their empire bad”

    Reblogged from: monkeychewtoy
  6. mikelogan:

    what decade is your favorite movie from?

    1950s or earlier

    1960s

    1970s

    1980s

    1990s

    2000s

    2010s

    2020s

    See Results

    bonus points if you say what it is in the tags! im looking to add movies to my watchlist 😊

    Reblogged from: defectivegembrain
  7. dailyquests:

    • Successfully Flee from a Problem by using the Ignore action.
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  8. middle-earth-mythopoeia:

    It’s March 15. You know what that means.

    Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden!

    Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered!

    A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

    Ride now! Ride now!

    Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending!

    Death!!!

    DEATH!!!!!!!

    DEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FORTH EORLINGAS!

    See Results
    Reblogged from: bestfunny
  9. wonderfulbike:

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  10. sharkfish:

    54-tyler:

    I don’t advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

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